i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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