i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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