Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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