guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Randomize
