do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
