I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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