Who wears a wallet chain?!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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