At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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