So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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