She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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