i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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