we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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