I'm jealous of your bromance
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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