did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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