I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
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Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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