Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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