that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I think a kid would responsible me up
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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