Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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