Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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