I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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