How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
There are leaves in my underwear?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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