Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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