respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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