update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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