Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Just high enough for therapy.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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