omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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