WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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