Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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