yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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