i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just want nice things and good sex
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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