Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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