whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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