is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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