You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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