Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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