Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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