You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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