Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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