We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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