You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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