just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
