I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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