operation harelip BJ is a go
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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