member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Drake has all the answers
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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