OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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