Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
honey bunches of taint.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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