I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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