rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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