Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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