How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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