Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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