i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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