Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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