Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I need moral support for this bender
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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