I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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