he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Bring me that man meat
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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