my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize