Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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