Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
