i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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