i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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